“Who care if me eat carrot or collard greens? Me also like broccoli and lettuce and lima beans. Me still Cookie Monster. That not a sham.”
If you use your food processor to chop vegetables for slaws or a salads, try cutting your veggies or fruits into pieces the same width as the feed tube (about 4 to 5 inches, usually). Then, instead of feeding them into the tube vertically, stack them onto their sides and start up your machine.
“How can a nation be great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”
For whipped cream that’s almost butter, add a splash of fresh, unwhipped cream to the curdled lumps and fold it in with a rubber spatula. Repeat as needed until the mixture smooths out.
“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
To avoid watered down iced tea or coffee, make it double-strength. For coffee, use ¼ cup ground beans for every cup of water; for tea, use 2 tea bags for every cup of water. Then chill and pour over ice. You can also freeze leftover coffee or tea and add that instead of ice.
“Fruit… or cookie? Fruit… cookie… Me Cookie Monster! This no-brainer!”